Louisville... Man up dude! It's a family vacation, but you need to offer up "equal time and equal dollars" to the Mrs. Tell her to go to a spa or something and you'll watch the kids. For that you get to play a very nice course and meet some great people.
And, as Rick has said, Magnolia and Osprey Ridge are very wonderful courses. The 411 is this. Magnolia is a PGA Tour stop, so it's the hardest of all down there. As GolfChick says, once in the woods you are DOA. Same with water, and there are lots of both. You will enjoy but....
I went to Osprey one day on sort of a lark. It's more links style, and I must say I enjoyed it much more than Magnolia. Lots of scenic sand, water, and beautiful holes. Not to say Magnolia doesn't have that, but its the difference between links and traditional.
Now get moving and re-negotiate a deal!