During his annual physical examination, the doctor asked him about his physical activity level. He described a typical day this way: "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk, about 7km, through some pretty rough terrain. waded along the edge of a lake. pushed my way through thick bush. got sand in my shoes and my eyes. avoided standing on a snake. climbed several rocky hills. releaved myself a few times behind some big trees.
The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers". Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one heck of an outdoors man!"
“ No,” he replied, “I’m just a really bad Golfer”.
Is this anyone you know? I cleaned this up, so it would not get bleeped.....