The words of Padraig Harrington as imagined by Comfort Zone reader Andrew Dickie, the winner of our caption competition (Comfort Zone 44). A strictly tongue in cheek take on the image of the Open Champion shown carrying a pair of FootJoy SYNR-G™ shoes was good enough to earn Andrew a new FootJoy Pure Touch™ golf glove just like those Rory McIlroy and others were wearing at Turnberry. Thanks to all those who took the time and trouble to enter.