Channeling Emily Litella, "It's about time a gay person won a PGA event".
I dig that you're trying to be funny. But if you think about it, a gay tour player would be very tough for many of the guys out there--let alone a winner. It would be quite a sensation if one of the guys who qualifies for the tour came out and said he was gay. The conservative PGA Tour just ain't prepared for that kind of thing!
The LGPA is way ahead of the PGA in this department--because they were forced to deal with the issue way back in the days of Muffin Spencer -Devlin, who was the first to admit she was a ***. She now lives in Laguna Beach, where she is an artist, making golf-themed trophies and other art pieces. I ran into her at an art show a few months ago.