Player / Caddy Conversations.....

Player / Caddy Conversations.....

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    # 10 -- Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake.
                Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
     
    # 9 -- Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
             "Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
     
    # 8 -- Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
              Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
     
    # 7 -- Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
              Caddy: "Eventually."
     
    # 6 -- Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
              Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
     
    # 5 -- Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much
              of a distraction."
              Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."
     
    # 4 -- Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
              Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
     
    # 3 -- Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
              Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."
     
    # 2 -- Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
              Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."
     
    And the #1 Best Caddy Comment.....
      # 1 -- Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
               Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

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    Hilarious.

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    I guess that I should have said that these were a collection of quotes from a number of caddies at the Old Course. Just imagine the caddies as Scotsmen and it is even funnier.....

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    Those are great.

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    I like #7.  Such a smart alec comment.  I would laugh if I heard someone say that or they said it to me.  That would be an instant classic.

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    great top 10 list.

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    Too funny - definately worth repeating.

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    Those are classic!  I love the coincidence joke.

    Tim

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     3 -- Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
              Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

    I think this one is hilarious.

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    Glad you all enjoy these.....

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    Funny funny stuff 19th hole -- perfect timing as I read these at work after dealing with stupid employee problems...why don't people have common sense???

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    Funny stuff.  I bet there are many resort caddies that think this all the time but keep it shut for fear of ruining their tip.

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    I guess that it is a Scottish caddie thing. They just aren't afraid to say what is on their minds. Of course that always do it politely with a smile on their face!

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    Can't get mad at a man with an accent!  They know we people will chalk it up to them being "that kind of person" and won't care. 

    I think having a funny, honest caddie like that would make for a great round.  I would probably tip extra for some good one liners!

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    I just was going back and reviewing other forum entries. Number 3 is my favorite. Talk about a little sarcasm, that one is great.
    had a lot of laughs with all of them.