(Joke) Ethics or win, you chose

(Joke) Ethics or win, you chose

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    What if you were playing in the club championship tournament finals

    and the match was halved at the end of 17 holes. You had the honor

    and hit your ball a modest two hundred fifty yards to the middle of

    the fairway, leaving a simple six iron to the pin. Your opponent then

    hits his ball, lofting it deep into the woods to the right of the fairway.

    Being the golfing gentleman that you are, you help your opponent

    look for his ball.  Just before the permitted five minute search period

    ends, your opponent says: "Go ahead and hit your second shot and

    if I don't find it in time, I'll concede the match."

    You hit your ball, landing it on the green, stopping about ten feet

    from the pin. About the time your ball comes to rest, you hear your

    opponent exclaim from deep in the woods: "I found it!". The second

    sound you hear is a click, the sound of a club striking a ball and the

    ball comes sailing out of the woods and lands on the green, stopping

    no more than six inches from the hole.

    Now here is the ethical dilemma:

    Do you pull the cheating hack's ball out of your pocket and

    confront him with it or do you keep your mouth shut.

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    James Bond would give it to his caddie, after the match.

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    Old bit, been around a long time.

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    I wouldn't have left until the five minutes were up!

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    Putt out then toss it to him.

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    may be an oldie but funny as heck to me..i guess i'd never heard this one and found myself cracking up upon reading...thanks for the great laugh...

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    Oldie but goodie but true to the game of golf, lol

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    Old one but very funny, gets me everytime. I would thrown it into the unsearched rough and "found it" again!

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    Agree with TNT.  Just curious why Holley did not come up with this one.

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    love the joke ! thanks

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    Good joke but a real dllemma.......

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    Always love the joke - gets a chuckle out of me everytime.