AND ALSO INCLUDE THOSE OF US WHO WITNESSED THE HOLE IN ONE. ME & MEMPHIS.
NOW FOR ALL OF YOU WHO WEREN'Y THERE LAST YEAR. HERE IS THE REAL SCOOP ON OUTIGER'S HOLE IN ONE. YOU SEE TIM WAS HAVING AN OK ROUND BUT WAS UNHAPPY THAT GRAMPS HERE WAS KICKING HIS BUTT. SO WHEN WE GOT TO THE SIXTH HOLE, I PULLED OUT THIS FOOTJOY HOLE IN ONE AWARD AND HELD IT IN FRONT OF HIS EYES. SWINGING IT BACK AND FORTH I EASILY HYPNOTIZED HIM AND TOLD HIM I WANTED HIM TO HAVE THE AWARD AT THE BANQUET AND I WAS GOING TO GIVE IT TO HIM. HE WAS IN A DEEP SLEEP SO I TOLD HIM TO HIT 6 IRON ABOUT 10 FEET LEFT OF THE PIN WITH A BACK RIGHT SPIN. TIM DID EXACTLY AS I SUGGESTED AND BINGO BANGO BONGO THE BALL FELL INTO THE CUP. I AM SURE CHRIS AND MEMPHIS WILL VERIFY THIS FOR ALL OF YOU. ALL THE CREDIT GOES TO TIM THOUGH BECAUSE ANYBODY WHO WOULD LISTEN TO MY LINE OF BS IS A FOOL. TIM.........YOU DA MAN BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!