Favorite golf quotes!

A few of them:

"They say golf is like life, but don't believe them.  Golf is more complicated than that. " ~Gardner Dickinson

"They throw their clubs backwards, and that's wrong.  You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don't have to walk any extra distance to get it." ~Tommy Bolt, about the tempers of modern players

"If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron.  Not even God can hit a 1-iron."  ~Lee Trevino

"A hole in one is amazing when you think of the different universes this white mass of molecules has to pass through on its way to the hole."  ~Mac O'Grady

"Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it." ~Robin Williams, 1986

"You hear stories about me beating my brains out practising, but the truth is, I was enjoying myself. I couldn't wait to get up in the morning, so I could hit balls. When I'm hitting the ball where I want, hard and crisply, it's a joy that very few people experience." ~Ben Hogan

Second Place Sucks!!!

"Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them." Jimmy Demaret.

In all my years of golf, I've never seen the hole go to the ball- Jim Thorpe

i like the one you wrote shank but here is mine GRIP IT AND RIP IT

"I shoot in the 70's, if it gets any warmer than that I just don't play"   Bob Hope

I hear a lot of players say a tree is 90% air, those are the players that hit the trunk solid....sure doesn't sound or react like 90% air to me

"This game is hard" Nick Gilliam - Former NCAA Div 1 National Champion and Current FJ Staffer.

"Embrace the hook."

~ Jim Venetos

"I look into their eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them good luck, but I am thinking, 'I am going to bury you.' " -Seve Ballesteros

“Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.”-Rick Reiley

“Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.”- Arnold Palmer

After a extra long drive - "Damn!  You caught that one in the screws."

" Golf is a game that is played on a 5 inch course - the distance between your ears."  -Jones

I also like this one...

"If you want to make any money at this game son...sell your clubs"

"I tell ya, I've seen it all today, this is unbelievable".. ABC newcaster