That one is from Alex Karras.
Also one from Chi Chi "I don't exaggerate I just remember big"
I like the one from Sam Snead to a Pro-Am partner.... "If you only hit your 5 iron 150 yards way would you want it to back up?"
Another favorite of mine is from Walter Hagen when told his opponent whom he just trounced had a 101 degree temperature.
"I've never beaten a totally well man"
"I'm a terrible cheater at golf, well not really, I cheat real good. What i am is a terrible golfer."
Who is it that i quote, well ME of course.
My favorite wood in my bag is my pencil!!!