Favorite line from Caddyshack

Impossible to pick just one.  That movie has the best collection of one liners ever

NOT A LINE but

the shots being played from the line of flowers

To Noonan, when he enters the yacht club all decked out ...

"Ahoy palloy!  Where'd you just come from ... a scotch ad??"

Just One!!!! Imposible

"Don't you people have homes?"

"I'd keep playing, I don't think the heavy stuff......"

"Dreary old New York"

So many lines, too many laughs

"Do you get a bowl of soup with that hat?" ... "Oh, but it looks good on you."

"Want to tie me up with one of your ties, Ty?"

"You don't got no quarters, you don't get no Coke."

It's not a line, but when Bill Murray bites the Baby Ruth in the pool while wearing that toxic waste clean suit, I die every time!

And the BEST line of all....

"Hey, you scratched my anchor!"

Tar Heel

"And the BEST line of all....

"Hey, you scratched my anchor!"

 

Forgot about that one!

19hole

Tar Heel

"And the BEST line of all....

"Hey, you scratched my anchor!"

 

Forgot about that one!

+1 on that one....

"Remember Danny - two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."

I want a hamburger, I want a cheeseburger, I want a hot dog, I want french fries...You'll get nothing and like it...

Bet you $50 the Smails kid picks his nose...another $50 he eats it...

He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife.

Its you honor your honor

Very hard to choose just one... I will compile a list and post here soon. 

Fantastic movie.

Don't sell yourself short Judge,you're a tremendous slouch.

It's easy to grin when your ship comes in.....etc

I feel like a hundred bucks.

How 'bout a Fresca sport ?

You guys really made me dig mentally on this one, and I can't believe we forgot the ever popular...

"Five bucks the Smales kid picks his nose."

Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity

What about Lacy Underall...

"A madonna with meatballs..."