"Do you get a bowl of soup with that hat?" ... "Oh, but it looks good on you."
"Want to tie me up with one of your ties, Ty?"
"You don't got no quarters, you don't get no Coke."
It's not a line, but when Bill Murray bites the Baby Ruth in the pool while wearing that toxic waste clean suit, I die every time!
And the BEST line of all....
"Hey, you scratched my anchor!"