fredclossPriceless! The "Southern" response?
Southern Kid: "Teacher, how do you spell rat?
Kid: "Naw, I don't mean that mousy thang. I mean like in rat now."
that's funny. my aunt use to teach in South Carolina and she had a kid ask her how to spell duh. she was confused and asked the kid to use it in a sentence. "duh boy walked down duh street."