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New Golf Book

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    Here's the Table of Contents from a new book, "Winning Golf Strategies," which I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that have been gained through years of experience in the game and observations of golfers.


    Table of Contents


    Chapter 1
    - How to properly line up your Fourth putt.

    Chapter 
    - How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit a Titlist from the tee.

    Chapter 
    - How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in a bunker.

    Chapter - How to get more distance off the Shank.

    Chapter 
    - When to give the Ranger the finger.

    Chapter - Using your shadow on the Greens to confuse your opponent.

    Chapter 
    - When to implement Handicap Management.

    Chapter 
    - Proper excuses for drinking beer before 9 a.m.

    Chapter 
    - How to urinate behind a 4" x 4" post ... Undetected.

    Chapter 10 
    - How to rationalize a 6 hour round.

    Chapter 11 
    - How to find that ball that everyone else saw go in the water.

    Chapter 12 
    - Why your spouse doesn't care that you birdied the 5th.

    Chapter 13 
    - How to let a Foursome play through your Twosome.

    Chapter 14 
    - How to relax when you are hitting three off the Tee.

    Chapter 15- When to suggest major swing corrections to your opponent.

    Chapter 16 - God and the meaning of The Birdie-To-Bogey Putt.

    Chapter 17 
    - When to regrip your Ball Retriever.

    Chapter 18 
    - Use a strong grip on the Hand Wedge and Weak Slip on the Foot Wedge.

    Chapter 19 
    - Why male golfers will pay $5.00 a beer from the Cart Girl and give her a $3 tip, but will balk at a $3.50 Beer at the 19th Hole and stiff the Bartender.


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    haha.  that's great.  i nodded my head on more than one of those.

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    sounds like a good book

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    L.M.A.O.

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    Authors name is rebel :D

     

    Bwahahaha.. thats good for sure.. thanks for sharing.

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    Now that's funny! Where can I buy this book?

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    Can I get a signed copy?

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    I know some people that can easily write chapters 8 and 19!

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    Ba haha

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    I think one of my regular groups served as the models/reference points for this book.  

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    LOL,LOL,,,,I CAUGHT MYSELF GOING,,YEP,,YEP,,YEP,,,LOL.BEAUTIFUL

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    Love it! I needed something funny to read. I personally need to read Chapter 4.

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    There are always good books out there, but this one sounds like it may contain some sage advice. Thanks for the heads up and will be looking for copies ofit at my favorite bar.

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    I thought that I was the only one who used these strategies.

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    Haha - that's great.