Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks. Go figure.
Golfers who try to make everything perfect before taking the shot rarely make a perfect shot.
An interesting thing about golf is that no how matter you badly play, its always possible to get worse.
Golf is a hard game to figure out. One day you go out and slice it, shank it, hit it into all the traps and miss every green. the next day you go out and for no reason at all you really stink.
Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you.
FINALLY; If your best shots are the practice swing and the 'gimme putt', you might wish to reconsider this game