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Favorite golf quotes!

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    I have 2 faves by the same guy...Lee Trevino

    "Good to be out here again,  I've been home so long, my wife lost two boyfriends".

    " You can talk to a slice, but a hook never listens".

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    "it's in the hole"

     

    GO HOKES

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    " HIT THE HELL OUT OF THE BALL WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND"-TOMMY ARMOUR

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    "Mashed potatoes"

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    I try to remember this after every missed shot.

    "The most important shot in golf is the next one." - Ben Hogan

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    be the ball

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    "keep your head down," "keep your stupid head down," "Keep your *%#$ stupid head down"

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    I was on the driving range at a tournament and a player from another team was working with a "swing coach" for that team.

    He hit the ball "swing coach" said: "Thats it right there great swing, thats it!"

    Player: "I shanked it"

    "Swing Coach": "Swing was great I'm not worried about were the ball goes!"

    HA Ha...Ha Ha

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    ANOTHER ONE IS;

    "@$**%#%##^*&)$#@#%&(*&^%#@@!!!!"---DOG

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    I'm with DOG, that has to be the favorite mantra of golf....at least the one heard most often on the course.

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    Mine has always been "90% of short putts don't go in."  Yogi Berra

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    What Tiger always says after a poor round....

    Question Asked: - "How would you describe your performance and play today, Tiger?"

    Tiger's Response: - "It is, what it is."

    Oh, poor Tiger...

     

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    3 bad shots and 1 good one is still a par...

     

     

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    "These greens are so fast, I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow".    Sam Snead

     

    Deno

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    "If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death."   Sam Snead