I have 2 faves by the same guy...Lee Trevino
"Good to be out here again, I've been home so long, my wife lost two boyfriends".
" You can talk to a slice, but a hook never listens".
"it's in the hole"
GO HOKES
" HIT THE HELL OUT OF THE BALL WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND"-TOMMY ARMOUR
"Mashed potatoes"
I try to remember this after every missed shot.
"The most important shot in golf is the next one." - Ben Hogan
be the ball
"keep your head down," "keep your stupid head down," "Keep your *%#$ stupid head down"
I was on the driving range at a tournament and a player from another team was working with a "swing coach" for that team.
He hit the ball "swing coach" said: "Thats it right there great swing, thats it!"
Player: "I shanked it"
"Swing Coach": "Swing was great I'm not worried about were the ball goes!"
HA Ha...Ha Ha
ANOTHER ONE IS;
"@$**%#%##^*&)$#@#%&(*&^%#@@!!!!"---DOG
I'm with DOG, that has to be the favorite mantra of golf....at least the one heard most often on the course.
Mine has always been "90% of short putts don't go in." Yogi Berra
What Tiger always says after a poor round....
Question Asked: - "How would you describe your performance and play today, Tiger?"
Tiger's Response: - "It is, what it is."
Oh, poor Tiger...
3 bad shots and 1 good one is still a par...
"These greens are so fast, I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow". Sam Snead
Deno
"If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death." Sam Snead