Father, son and grandfather were all getting ready to start on the 1st hole when up walked a knock-you-dead with her looks Blonde She asked if she could play with them and said that if she could, there were3 rules she had. 1. They could not tell her how to play the hole; 2. Tell her what iron to use; 3. She would tee from the same tee bax as they did. After the first 4 holes she was even par and when they reached the 18th. she was on the green in two with a 16 foot putt to the hole for a one under par. She explained that she had never been this good bbefore and that if any one of them could now advise her how to make the birdie, she would spend the night with that person. the son told her that the shot broke left to right and she had to hit it about 8 inches to the left and it would curve in. the father told her that there was a double break and it was slightly uphill and against the grain and that she should aim right and hit it firmly and the ball would go in. the grandfather lined the shot up from the ball to the hole, walked to the hole and lined up the shot that way, returned to the ball,looked again and returned to the hole and looked that way again. After doing this, gramps walked back to the ball, picked it up and said"IT'S A GIMME." She replied, "YOUR CAR OR MINE."
Morla: Just because we are OLD doesn't mean we are dead.