My favorite? #1 - Has anyone found a golf ball that will a) listen to your command or 2) follow it? the answer is obviously no. Hence, you , or a fellow competitor, telling your ball to, "Get Up!!!!!) will have only one effect - disturbing another golfer at the top of their swing. #8 clean up after yourself. #27 - learn the rules on how to drop. AND #36, if you can't figure it in one practice swing, you can't figure it out after #2, #3, #4, #5, etc. Finally, 3. WEARING BLACK SOCKS WITH KHAKIS, or ANY SHORTS. "The contrast is ***," says our fashion guru, Marty Hackel. "Black is excellent for funerals and job interviews in law enforcement, but it doesn't go well with neutral-colored golf clothing. Your socks should be the same color—or lighter—than your pants or shorts."