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Annual Physical Exam

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    During his annual physical examination, the doctor asked him about his physical activity level.  He described a typical day this way:  "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk, about 7km,  through some pretty rough terrain. waded along the edge of a lake.        pushed my way through thick bush. got sand in my shoes and my eyes. avoided standing on a snake. climbed several rocky hills. releaved myself a few times behind some big trees.

    The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers".  Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one heck  of  an outdoors man!"

    “ No,” he replied, “I’m just a really bad Golfer”.

    Is this anyone you know?  I cleaned this up, so it would not get bleeped.....

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    Good one Chuck. I ave a couple of my buddies from our Myrtle Beach crew that this applies to. They only play golf once a year, so it's always an excursion....

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    I thought my doctor was better at keeping his mouth shut.

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    Nice story chuck! Thanks for sharing.

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    My buddies will enjoy that one as well.

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    Funny story.  And that pretty much describes me.

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    Good one!

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    Hmm, someone overheard my conversation with my physician eh?

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    I think we have all been there on one day or another.  Great story.

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    GolfGuyInTx
    I thought my doctor was better at keeping his mouth shut.

    Sorry, but you know how some people are......so much for doctor patient confidentiality......lol

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    Not bad at all.

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    Funny story Chuck! Pretty sure you talked to me Dr.