At an office golf outing, a client showed up at the club dressed entirely in red from his visor to his FJ golf shoes (this was pre-MyJoys, in the 1980s). He looked slightly ridiculous and especially so when he bladed his nine iron on the second hole, a par 3 into the trap. The format of the outing had the club pro giving pointers on a couple of holes, this par 3 being one of them. He showed "Big Red" a little bunker technique and of course, Red promptly took all advice to heart and lofted a beauty out of the short-sided bunker, landing the ball like it was on a parachute a foot from the hole where it curled perfectly into the side of the cup.
He immediately reverted to his 22+ handicap mean, but for a few moments there he looked awfully good swaggering onto the green to pluck his ball out of the hole! Like he really should be wearing nothing but RED!